Tag: humor
member name: Christina R.
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November 08, 2006 07:00 PM EST --
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,
made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to go back out into . . .
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November 08, 2006 07:08 PM EST --
ATTENTIO N!!!!
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST EMAILING TO SAY . . .
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November 09, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
WHOSE HEAD DOES THIS LOOK LIKE?
DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE A
BAD COMB-OVER?
LOOK CLOSER...
ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T SOMEONE
THAT YOU KNOW?
WELL...
. . .
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November 07, 2006 06:54 PM EST --
For example:
s-easy to fall in love with
h-you have a really good personality and looks
a-you like to drink
r-you are freakin crazy
i-you have a fine booty
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people. . . .
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November 09, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
Should children witness child birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight . . .
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January 11, 2007 05:42 PM EST --
A Visit to the Ladies Room...
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take yourplace. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under . . .
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November 07, 2006 06:58 PM EST --
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's
crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, . . .
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January 30, 2007 04:54 PM EST --
Something Went Wrong in
Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run
Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat?? . . .
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February 15, 2007 04:37 PM EST --
I wonder what kind of a vase you would use to display them!
I wonder if they come in different colors!
I wonder about the fragrance!
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative . . .
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November 09, 2006 07:48 PM EST --
How did the chihuahua escape the Chinese Restaurant?
You'll never guess!
He didn't run...
He Geisha-fied!
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February 08, 2007 03:26 PM EST --
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go . . .
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September 16, 2006 12:28 PM EDT --
This image proves what has been suspected; The Gather Points Gnomes are on strike. Yes folks...on strike!
How else can we explain the reasoning behind the stall in increases of our Gather Points? . . .
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December 23, 2007 03:50 PM EST --
It will definitely be a white Christmas this year in Iowa. We just got a late-December storm yesterday that added to the snow we had already accumulated. Here in Valeria we got about 3 inches I would . . .
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September 13, 2006 07:26 PM EDT --
<h3 class="post-title">1.) Make sure your icy feet can reach behind their knees.
2.) Put your morgue-like hands under their armpits or around their bare belly (under their shirt).
3.) Tell . . .
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September 19, 2006 12:40 AM EDT --
An interesting find in Bangkok, Thailand - a shark that walks! Yes, a shark that walks...on its fins that is. It is an epaulette shark.
Perhaps Darwin or all those evolutionists were on to something? . . .
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September 16, 2006 01:00 PM EDT --
Sept. 16, 2006
It appears the Gather Point Gnomes have left Gather HQ and pushed into the streets.
This is what a Gather Points Gnome looks like when he has gone on a bender after becoming extremely . . .
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September 18, 2006 08:01 PM EDT --
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could
hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about
getting nervous at . . .
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September 24, 2006 05:02 PM EDT --
When I was young I used to spend almost every summer with my grandparents at a resort in Minnesota.
My friends (ones that were also at the resort every summer) and I were always fascinated by the . . .
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December 23, 2007 04:29 PM EST --
This past summer Denise and I were in Kansas City (Missouri) for a business trip and we decided on the day off that we would like to go to the Kansas City Zoo. We got out the brochures and looked them . . .
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September 15, 2006 03:41 AM EDT --
Friends of mine are always telling me about their kids...I don't have any and I miss out on all the embarrassing little emissions from their tiny mouths! My friends? They get the real deal straight . . .
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