Tag: ha ha
member name: Christina R.
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November 08, 2006 07:08 PM EST --
ATTENTIO N!!!!
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST EMAILING TO SAY . . .
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November 09, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
WHOSE HEAD DOES THIS LOOK LIKE?
DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE A
BAD COMB-OVER?
LOOK CLOSER...
ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T SOMEONE
THAT YOU KNOW?
WELL...
. . .
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December 02, 2008 05:47 PM EST --
Theft Problem IMPORTANT MESSAGE!!!!
You've heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves.
My thighs were . . .
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January 11, 2007 05:42 PM EST --
A Visit to the Ladies Room...
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take yourplace. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under . . .
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February 12, 2007 03:08 PM EST --
AREN'T YOU GLAD THAT THESE AREN'T YOUR KIDS?
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December 24, 2008 12:05 PM EST --
I took a shower yesterday (I haven't had one yet this morning) and shaved my legs...shaving cream and brand new razor included. I wake up today and sit down to have my coffee and wahlah! there . . .
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February 15, 2007 04:37 PM EST --
I wonder what kind of a vase you would use to display them!
I wonder if they come in different colors!
I wonder about the fragrance!
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative . . .
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November 09, 2006 07:48 PM EST --
How did the chihuahua escape the Chinese Restaurant?
You'll never guess!
He didn't run...
He Geisha-fied!
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March 06, 2008 04:53 PM EST --
We all know that weddings seldom go exactly as expected. Have you ever been at a weddding an experienced or witnessed something funny or tragic happen?
During my brother's wedding reception . . .
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April 17, 2008 04:13 PM EDT --
I have set the group to moderated for now because this group is supposed to be about funny things. Irony, satire, hysterically funny things that make us laugh.-
Please, when you write an article . . .
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December 23, 2007 03:50 PM EST --
It will definitely be a white Christmas this year in Iowa. We just got a late-December storm yesterday that added to the snow we had already accumulated. Here in Valeria we got about 3 inches I would . . .
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March 06, 2008 05:00 PM EST --
Everyone has had an awkward moment when they've been out on a date. Maybe you forgot your wallet when you went out to dinner and a movie? Maybe you spilled your drink on your date? . . .
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September 19, 2006 12:40 AM EDT --
An interesting find in Bangkok, Thailand - a shark that walks! Yes, a shark that walks...on its fins that is. It is an epaulette shark.
Perhaps Darwin or all those evolutionists were on to something? . . .
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September 16, 2006 01:00 PM EDT --
Sept. 16, 2006
It appears the Gather Point Gnomes have left Gather HQ and pushed into the streets.
This is what a Gather Points Gnome looks like when he has gone on a bender after becoming extremely . . .
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September 18, 2006 08:01 PM EDT --
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could
hardly speak.
After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done.
The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about
getting nervous at . . .
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September 24, 2006 05:02 PM EDT --
When I was young I used to spend almost every summer with my grandparents at a resort in Minnesota.
My friends (ones that were also at the resort every summer) and I were always fascinated by the . . .
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December 23, 2007 04:29 PM EST --
This past summer Denise and I were in Kansas City (Missouri) for a business trip and we decided on the day off that we would like to go to the Kansas City Zoo. We got out the brochures and looked them . . .
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September 24, 2006 06:50 PM EDT --
I know that everyone absolutely loves Hallmark cards. They are warm, fuzzy...they make you cry. I love receiving them myself. Well...the following cards did NOT make the cut. They . . .
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September 15, 2006 10:46 PM EDT --
The following is a reprint from The Madison Institute Newsletter, Fall Issue, 1894:
INSTRUCTION AND ADVICE
FOR THE
YOUNG BRIDE
on the
Conduct and Procedure of the
Intimate and Personal Relationships . . .
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September 19, 2006 12:54 AM EDT --
"D" as I shall call her in these stories was always having funny encounters as a child. She has told me so many stories that I want to occassionally share one here. I consider "D" . . .
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