Tag: funny
member name: Christina R.
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January 11, 2007 05:42 PM EST --
A Visit to the Ladies Room...
When you have to visit a public bathroom, you usually find a line of women, so you smile politely and take yourplace. Once it's your turn, you check for feet under . . .
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November 08, 2006 07:00 PM EST --
Saturday morning I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly,
made my lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook
the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to go back out into . . .
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November 08, 2006 07:08 PM EST --
ATTENTIO N!!!!
ALIENS ARE COMING TO ABDUCT ALL THE GOOD LOOKING AND SEXY PEOPLE.
YOU WILL BE SAFE, I'M JUST EMAILING TO SAY . . .
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November 09, 2006 08:00 PM EST --
WHOSE HEAD DOES THIS LOOK LIKE?
DOES SOMEONE YOU KNOW HAVE A
BAD COMB-OVER?
LOOK CLOSER...
ARE YOU SURE THIS ISN'T SOMEONE
THAT YOU KNOW?
WELL...
. . .
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November 07, 2006 06:54 PM EST --
For example:
s-easy to fall in love with
h-you have a really good personality and looks
a-you like to drink
r-you are freakin crazy
i-you have a fine booty
A : You like to drink.
B : You like people. . . .
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November 09, 2006 09:09 PM EST --
Should children witness child birth?
Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
The house was very, very dark, so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
3-year-old girl, to hold a flashlight . . .
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February 12, 2007 03:08 PM EST --
AREN'T YOU GLAD THAT THESE AREN'T YOUR KIDS?
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December 20, 2008 05:38 PM EST --
Sometimes I find a funny photo online that screams "OUCH". People do fantastically dumb things, and we laugh. Not that we're necessarily making fun...we just can't help ourselves. . . .
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February 15, 2007 04:37 PM EST --
I wonder what kind of a vase you would use to display them!
I wonder if they come in different colors!
I wonder about the fragrance!
I wonder if it would help to put those preservative . . .
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November 07, 2006 06:58 PM EST --
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains
without water. His horse has already died of thirst. He's
crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, . . .
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January 30, 2007 04:54 PM EST --
Something Went Wrong in
Jet Crash, Expert Says
No, really?
Police Begin Campaign to Run
Down Jaywalkers
Now that's taking things a bit far!
Is There a Ring of Debris
around Uranus?
Whaaat?? . . .
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November 09, 2006 07:48 PM EST --
How did the chihuahua escape the Chinese Restaurant?
You'll never guess!
He didn't run...
He Geisha-fied!
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December 24, 2008 12:05 PM EST --
I took a shower yesterday (I haven't had one yet this morning) and shaved my legs...shaving cream and brand new razor included. I wake up today and sit down to have my coffee and wahlah! there . . .
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June 21, 2008 08:23 PM EDT --
I am a big fan of the roller-coaster. I love them! I will stand in long lines just to ride the biggest and scariest. I have also experienced some funny moments regarding roller-coasters . . .
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July 05, 2008 06:40 PM EDT --
I live in a small community. It can barely be called a town. The town motto is: Town of a Railroad Romance. Let's just say, it borders on being a ghost-town. There is no store, . . .
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July 05, 2008 06:16 PM EDT --
No, this isn't just about Hillary. But she's part of it.
Americans have a tough decision to make in November. The candidates that have been chosen (and why are there . . .
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January 30, 2007 04:34 PM EST --
Did You Know.............
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" . . .
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February 08, 2007 03:26 PM EST --
A little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk
around the block?"
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked the child.
"Go . . .
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March 06, 2008 04:53 PM EST --
We all know that weddings seldom go exactly as expected. Have you ever been at a weddding an experienced or witnessed something funny or tragic happen?
During my brother's wedding reception . . .
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April 17, 2008 04:13 PM EDT --
I have set the group to moderated for now because this group is supposed to be about funny things. Irony, satire, hysterically funny things that make us laugh.-
Please, when you write an article . . .
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